A friend gave me some cast off girlie magazines that she was done with. I very rarely read the articles BUT I love reading the headlines. This is a compilation of some of the catchy headlines from several months worth of the magazine:
Drop the Weight – No dieting, No kidding (HA, I like this one. Lose weight without dieting – all women wish for that one)
How to get everything you want – your handbook for a happy life. (Is getting everything you want going to make you happy? Surely it won’t make me happy because my human natures LOVES things it shouldn’t have).
Save Big Money while you spend. (I’m sure Jim would like this “Honey, but look at all the money I saved…..”)
Stop Stress – 5 minutes fixes (I’m sorry, 5 minutes won’t fix my stress. Good try)
Are your friends making you FAT? (That’s right, I should blame my fat on other people. I am not responsible for stuffing that cinnabon in my mouth)
Your love life – Kiss like a movie star (OOOOOOH. I like this one. Maybe I should actually read this article. But then again...who says movie stars are good kisser.)
Sometimes bigger is better – When it comes to glamour, size flatters (Being a “bigger” girl I thought this was great. I actually looked at this article and they mean “big eyes”, “big hair”, “big lips” and “big cleavage”. I was thinking they meant “big hips”, “big Butt”, but only to my disappointment they did not.)
Lose 10 pounds instantly! With jeans that flatter your shape (NOT!)
Is Stress Making You Fat? (That’s it. Keep blaming other things for putting that cinnabon in my mouth)
4 comments:
Donna, those are hilarious! I guess I'd never thought about how silly they sound, but they do! I guess that's how these magazines make their money!
I bet you are glad you didn't spend money to get this great advice! I think you should start your own advice column. Something like "Get comfortable with reality"....I like it.
LOVE THESE. Thanks for making me laugh on Monday.
Those comments....and your comments were pretty funny..especially blaming others for being overweight! Did I tell you that the reason I am fat is because all the knowlege in my brain had to go somewhere....so it dropped down to my hips! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!!
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